Jack and bath time

Today while Sherrill was cutting up trees, I decided to give Jack a bath and haircut. We do this all the time. Jack usually hides under the table, but this time I caught him as he was coming in the back door.
So, off we went for a bath. This is what happened as I was drying him and trimming up his hair. And NO, I was not near any body parts.

I had to call Sherrill from about a mile away to come and get him. This dog is a holy terror!