What's this?

Meghan walks towards me with a paper towel in her hand holding something.

"What's this," she said.

"Pig meat" I replied.

"What's pig meat doing in my beenie weenies?"

"It's like bacon, it makes them taste better." (me)

Meghan: "You keep it. I don't want PIG MEAT in MY beenie weenies".

I didn't KNOW you had to remove the meat from beenie weenies. Go figure!