Is this YOUR KIN?

EARL ESKIN NIXON

This is the fool that broke into the Croom Drive house Tuesday. Roger was home and caught him. He did get his Wii though. Rog was able to get a picture of him with his cell phone.
It was in the paper tonight where he broke into another home in Dudley Wednesday. He got away, but as the police were taking the report they spotted him, and captured him.

Guess I'll have to go to jail to get the money from him for the door we had to replace! He needs a little Whoopin' up on too! Where are my "Whopper Uppers"?